December 2011
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SEX! Now that I have your attention, sex:
A variety of studies have come up with some interesting information on the peak environmental factors that affect you gettin’ it on. Check the via link for the full list, but here are some of the highlights:
- December has the highest number of conceptions, and August the lowest. - More than twice as many condoms are sold the week before Christmas than the week after. - Sex is 17x more likely...
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Guns N' TVs
I love my brother Jason to death, but sometimes he makes me really frustrated. Allow me to share.
Maybe two months ago he was being very critical toward his steady girlfriend because she had purchased a big expensive cat house/scratch post/thing for her cat, Sawyer. The reason why he was critical of this act was because his girlfriend needs a car. She has to borrow her mom’s car constantly...
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Wine May Help Ease Multiple Sclerosis Symptoms →
chronically-something:
In the Belgian research, to be published in an upcoming issue of the European Journal of Neurology, the team examined potential lifestyle choices that could be associated with MS. They examined 1,431 people with either type of MS and compared their symptoms to habits of consumption.
The researchers found that relapse MS sufferers who drank wine seemed to enjoy an...
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Anonymous asked: You're really cute.
While I am not one to post pictures of nekked ladies on my tumblr, I salute those blogs I follow that do.
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mrsalberthannaday asked: Your blog gives false pretenses. I thought this blog was for getting lemonade.
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Poem of the day
I wrote this a few days before Halloween this year but I guess I never posted it on here.
A Hallows Eve Dream Last night I had a dream, I’ve had dreams like it before I dreamt there was a wrapping, a knocking at my door And when I went to answer it, I saw a young girl’s ghost I invited her to enter, and she quickly did riposte She said she meant no harm to me, but I did not believe...
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mrsalberthannaday asked: I'll take a Lemon Doodle flavored Lemonade, thanks.
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Joke of the day
Today at work, my coworker Ashley kicked me and her chancla came off so I picked it up and made like I was going to throw it. My other coworker Brandon said “You should put it somewhere she’ll never be able to reach” to which I replied “What, like the top ten percent of her class?” And then this customer busted a gut laughing because she had heard what I said. It was...
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The Bloody Mushroom's next show
Friday, December 23rd at Acadia Bar!!! Soa 12:00-100 The Bloody Mushrooms 11:00-11:45 MindEnema 10:00-10:45
I am very excited about this show, because we’re playing with our favorite grunge bands, so if you like alternative rock you definitely ought to come out fellow Houstoners!
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Tweet of the Day
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Joanquin Phoenix is beast.
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Kirkland's
So Olan Rogers and his girlfriend are the stock photo in certain picture frames at Kirkland’s:
How incredibly random.
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Frankenweenie
Here’s a still from Tim Burton’s upcoming stop motion remake of his short film of the same name. Looking forward to it.
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Playing for keeps...
Till the life juice weeps.
3 months today, masterful hots
Chris Arce
mrsalberthannaday:
has a lot of cool stuff in his room. So many movies. So many posters. So many paintings. Musical instruments. It’s pretty great. He also has this shelf filled with these action figure type things… and you better address them correctly or else you’ll hear something like [or exactly] this:
Fuckin’ right
